1. My parents - for being there when I need them most.
2. Barry Goldwater, a political fulcrum of the vast and growing tide of American disenchantment with the public policies of liberalism.
3. Ronald Reagan - for making this country worth dying for again.
4. Texas Congressman Ron Paul - for doing what is right, even against his party's wishes.
5. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas - wrong on the 'implied right to privacy,' right on deciding cases based on Constitutional law! Seven of the other justices have no grasp of the legal concepts of the Constitution - NONE!. (How can our nation's top justices be so stupid?)
6. Fictional character Sheriff Andy Taylor - for being honest and fun.
7. Rush Limbaugh - for re-making this country safe for conservative ideology.
8. ABC reporter John Stossel - for taking on the liberal media establishment.

Zeros:

1. Bill Clinton - for criminal lying, parsing of words, and polarizing this great nation.
2. Hillary Clinton - ditto
3. 9th Circus, I mean 9th Circuit Court of Appeals (California's Federal Appellate Court) - There is one woman on this court that is a libertarian champion - otherwise, they are the most incompetent bunch of liberal judicial activists in the country. They are SO liberal (how liberal are they?) that the liberal Supreme Court of the United States regularly overturns them as being too nutty.
4. Robert "KKK" Byrd, - Senator of West Byrd-ginia. Senility has a new face.
5. Tom "Dung Heap" Harkin - Also for signing an impartiality pledge, in the halls of Congress, and then walking in front of cameras and calling the case against Bill Clinton a pile of "dung heap," without reviewing any evidence.
6. Geraldo Rivera - for being the worst the media has to offer - biased.
7. Arizona Senator John McCain - for cloaking ambition in hypocrisy and righteous indignation.